Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows.

Quote by John Callahan

Topics: Laughter Quotes

We're competing with everything: the beach, the mall, bookstores. Libraries are in a transition right...

We're competing with everything: the beach, the mall, bookstores. Libraries are in a transition right...

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

In youth one has tears without grief; in age, griefs without tears.

In youth one has tears without grief; in age, griefs without tears.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

Reach for the sky!

Reach for the sky!

That awkward moment when you name your child 'Christian' only for him to grow up...

That awkward moment when you name your child 'Christian' only for him to grow up...

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

I am fifty-two years of age. I am a bishop in the Anglican Church, and...

I am fifty-two years of age. I am a bishop in the Anglican Church, and...

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came...

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came...

It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the...

It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the...

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

We sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You...

We sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You...

Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in mens clothes.

Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in mens clothes.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the...

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the...

Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite,...

Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite,...