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Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

We're competing with everything: the beach, the mall, bookstores. Libraries are in a transition right...

We're competing with everything: the beach, the mall, bookstores. Libraries are in a transition right...

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is a two-way treat.

Sex is a two-way treat.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always...

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always...

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

He's done more U-turns than a dodgy plumber.

He's done more U-turns than a dodgy plumber.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

It is not well to make great changes in old age.

It is not well to make great changes in old age.

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.

Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a...

Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a...

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of...

Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of...

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...

When the age is in, the wit is out.

When the age is in, the wit is out.

Sex doesn't cure being lonely it just makes you feel more empty inside afterwards, especially...

Sex doesn't cure being lonely it just makes you feel more empty inside afterwards, especially...