If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.

Quote by Alex Agase

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Who says Jack is not generous? He is always fond of giving, and cares not...

Who says Jack is not generous? He is always fond of giving, and cares not...

My advice to any diplomat who wants to have a good press is to have...

My advice to any diplomat who wants to have a good press is to have...

If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it...

If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it...

It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is...

It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is...

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations,...

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations,...

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to...

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to...

The Husband is on the Bed, but the bride is asleep, and so she does...

The Husband is on the Bed, but the bride is asleep, and so she does...

My job is to give the president and secretary of defense military advice before they...

My job is to give the president and secretary of defense military advice before they...

Broken heart again. Another lesson learned. Better know your friends. Or you will get burned.

Broken heart again. Another lesson learned. Better know your friends. Or you will get burned.

Advice is sought to confirm a position already taken.

Advice is sought to confirm a position already taken.

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

I finally moved out of my parent's house. It was only fair to let my...

I finally moved out of my parent's house. It was only fair to let my...

We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct.

We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Trust someone who can see 3 things in you: The sorrow behind your smile, the...

Trust someone who can see 3 things in you: The sorrow behind your smile, the...

We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.

We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the...

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the...