If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.

Quote by Alex Agase

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The secret to using power is not to use it. Just having it is enough.

The secret to using power is not to use it. Just having it is enough.

It is bad advice that cannot be altered

It is bad advice that cannot be altered

Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less....

Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less....

Be ever vigilant, but never suspicious

Be ever vigilant, but never suspicious

If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don't listen to writers...

If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don't listen to writers...

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have...

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have...

Never be afraid to try something new because life gets boring when you stay within...

Never be afraid to try something new because life gets boring when you stay within...

Hazard not your wealth on a poor man's advice.

Hazard not your wealth on a poor man's advice.

The one thing people are the most liberal with, is their advice.

The one thing people are the most liberal with, is their advice.

He seeks no advice when He builds; He seeks no advice when He destroys. He...

He seeks no advice when He builds; He seeks no advice when He destroys. He...

All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to...

All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to...

Old men are fond of giving advice to console themselves for being no longer in...

Old men are fond of giving advice to console themselves for being no longer in...

Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.

Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.

If I were again beginning my studies, I would follow the advice of Plato and...

If I were again beginning my studies, I would follow the advice of Plato and...

You shall obtain the fruits of your mind's desires, by focusing your consciousness on the...

You shall obtain the fruits of your mind's desires, by focusing your consciousness on the...

Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and...

Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and...

We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.

We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.