If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.

Quote by Alex Agase

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I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me....

I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me....

Who says Jack is not generous? He is always fond of giving, and cares not...

Who says Jack is not generous? He is always fond of giving, and cares not...

Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less....

Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less....

An ordinary man away from home giving advice.

An ordinary man away from home giving advice.

How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so...

How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so...

When you need professional advice, get it from professionals, not from your friends.

When you need professional advice, get it from professionals, not from your friends.

Every purpose is established by counsel: and with good advice make war.

Every purpose is established by counsel: and with good advice make war.

If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it...

If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it...

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you dont change it, you'll never...

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you dont change it, you'll never...

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and...

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and...

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they...

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they...

Ask a woman's advice, and whatever she advises, Do the very reverse and you're sure...

Ask a woman's advice, and whatever she advises, Do the very reverse and you're sure...

Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but...

Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but...

Never give advice - sell it

Never give advice - sell it

Don't let people's compliments get to your head and don't let their criticism get your...

Don't let people's compliments get to your head and don't let their criticism get your...

The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted,...

The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted,...

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice...

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice...

I intended to give you some advice, but now I remember how much is left...

I intended to give you some advice, but now I remember how much is left...