If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.

Quote by Alex Agase

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My advice to any diplomat who wants to have a good press is to have...

My advice to any diplomat who wants to have a good press is to have...

In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict,...

In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict,...

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the...

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the...

I intended to give you some advice, but now I remember how much is left...

I intended to give you some advice, but now I remember how much is left...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

Every man, however wise, needs the advice of some sagacious friend in the affairs of...

Every man, however wise, needs the advice of some sagacious friend in the affairs of...

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck....

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck....

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and...

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and...

Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.

Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.

It is easy to give advice from a port of safety.

It is easy to give advice from a port of safety.

I am reminded of the advice of my neighbor. Never worry about your heart till...

I am reminded of the advice of my neighbor. Never worry about your heart till...

An ordinary man away from home giving advice.

An ordinary man away from home giving advice.

Never act on impulse. Plan first. Think it through. Then act.

Never act on impulse. Plan first. Think it through. Then act.

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port.

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port.

It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted.

It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

Give advice; if people don't listen, let adversity teach them.

Give advice; if people don't listen, let adversity teach them.

A wise man puts aside 10 percent of the money he gets - and 90...

A wise man puts aside 10 percent of the money he gets - and 90...