Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil

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Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice....

Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice....

Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm...

Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm...

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think...

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think...

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in...

Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in...

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil...

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil...

Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my...

Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my...

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a...

Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a...

Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought...

Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought...

Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow

Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow

Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the...

Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the...

Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**....

Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**....

Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I...

Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves! Phil Wenneck: [while driving a...

Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves! Phil Wenneck: [while driving a...