Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan Garner: Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

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Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck:...

Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck:...

Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil

Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend...

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend...

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil...

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil...

Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm...

Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm...

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**....

Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**....

So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.

So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves! Phil Wenneck: [while driving a...

Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves! Phil Wenneck: [while driving a...

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a...

It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a...

Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought...

Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought...

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson

This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...