Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan Garner: Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

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Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson...

Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I...

Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I...

This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson

This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think...

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think...

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend...

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend...

Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my...

Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my...

Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought...

Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought...

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in...

Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in...

It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a...

It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a...

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil...

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil...

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

I thought he was at summer camp. - They must've kicked him out early this...

I thought he was at summer camp. - They must've kicked him out early this...