Most people are unable to write because they are unable to think, and they are unable to think because they congenitally lack the equipment to do so, just as they congenitally lack the equipment to fly over the moon.
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
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I give you Chicago. It is not London and Harvard. It is not Paris and...
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another
We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent...
I can only imagine very stupid people looking at it (Television)
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he...
Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals.
Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins...
It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person to reconcile himself to the...
The surest way to get on in politics in America is to play the leading...
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Morality is nothing but a struggle for safety
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
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When I mount the scaffold at last these will be my farewell words to the...
If someone constantly makes you unhappy, then you must build up the courage to let...
I don't know how you say good-bye to whom and what you love. I don't...