One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'.

Quote by Richard Simmons

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I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.

I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the...

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the...

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z,...

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z,...

Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.

Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is...

There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be...

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose...

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work....

If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work....

Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss...

Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss...

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has...

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has...

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts...

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts...

Happy trails to you, until we meet again.

Happy trails to you, until we meet again.