It's very hard to write humor.

Quote by Mark Strand

Topics: Humor Quotes

The future is always beginning now.

The future is always beginning now.

Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.

Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is...

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is...

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and...

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and...

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will...

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will...

What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!

What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow.

Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow.

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once....

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once....

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this...

Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this...

Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You...

Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You...

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in...

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in...

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which...

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which...

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of...

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of...

People with no humor, they're outta my life.

People with no humor, they're outta my life.

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

As a person, he was wonderful. He really was a great person. He was full...

As a person, he was wonderful. He really was a great person. He was full...