Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously.

Quote by Arland Ussher

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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.

I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on...

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on...

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

But it also became the experience, or was the experience, of the writers who were...

But it also became the experience, or was the experience, of the writers who were...

I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In...

I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In...

When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust....

When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust....

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person.

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather...

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather...

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never...

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never...

No man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humor.

No man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humor.

An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow

An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow

A boy is naturally full of humor.

A boy is naturally full of humor.