Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously.

Quote by Arland Ussher

Topics: Humor Quotes

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice...

A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice...

Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very...

Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very...

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.

Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull...

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull...

I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of...

I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to...

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to...

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman -...

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman -...

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.