It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

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Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other...

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other...

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

Sex is a two-way treat.

Sex is a two-way treat.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

Once a man has imagined the immensity of space, has contemplated evolution and the magnitude...

Once a man has imagined the immensity of space, has contemplated evolution and the magnitude...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it...

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it...

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have...

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have...

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a...

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a...

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make...

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make...

In love, as in war, a fortress that parleys is half taken.

In love, as in war, a fortress that parleys is half taken.

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your...

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your...