It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.

Quote by George Ade

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After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it...

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it...

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes...

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes...

One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.

One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

A good folly is worth what you pay for it.

A good folly is worth what you pay for it.

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than...

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than...

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a...

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a...

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

We all live in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the...

We all live in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the...

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of lifes coming attractions.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of lifes coming attractions.

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...