Quotes by George Ade

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning...

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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a...

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To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

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The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

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She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

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Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.

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One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.

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Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it...

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If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

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For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

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Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes...

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