INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom...
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of...
(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly...
When you doubt, abstain.
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your...
Infidel: In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople,...
Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is...
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Fidelity that is bought with money may be overcome with money.