Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.
Congratulations is the civility of envy.
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.
The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and...
Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care...
Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly...
A man is known by the company he organizes.
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
LAOCOON, n. A famous piece of antique scripture representing a priest of that name and...
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them...
Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and...
Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad,...
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as...
Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough...
The covers of this book are too far apart.