OPTIMISM, n. The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong. It is held with greatest tenacity by those most accustomed to the mischance of falling…
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the...
NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its...
Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered...
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as...
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself...
Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of...
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack...
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
RIBROASTER, n. Censorious language by oneself concerning another. The word is of classical refinement, and...
ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the...
When you doubt, abstain.
Doubt is an incentive to truth, and patient inquiry leadeth the way.
When in doubt wear red.