If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.

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Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan,...

If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan,...

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

That hater-juice is best served cold.

That hater-juice is best served cold.

Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.

Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got...

JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got...

If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Angelina has proven the HO equation!

Angelina has proven the HO equation!

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves...

Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves...

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...