In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.

Quote by Dick Gregory

Topics: Chicago Quotes, Voting Quotes

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's...

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I wouldn't mind paying taxes - if I knew they were going to a friendly...

In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the...

In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the...

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Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than...

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in...

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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six...

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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the...

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The...

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The...

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a...

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a...

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into...

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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about...

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Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can...

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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and...

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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only...

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a...

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a...

Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their...

Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their...

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for...

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for...

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.