Quotes about Dick Gregory

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

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I wouldn't mind paying taxes - if I knew they were going to a friendly...

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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for...

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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into...

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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about...

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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The...

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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only...

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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's...

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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in...

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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and...

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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their...

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