I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

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Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the...

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the...

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible...

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible...

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I...

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I...

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper...

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper...

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that...

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that...

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the...

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the...

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick...

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick...

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other...

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other...

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I...

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I...

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and...

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and...

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

I like the energy of live performance.

I like the energy of live performance.

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you...

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you...