I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

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Gayness is a non-issue.

Gayness is a non-issue.

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I...

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I...

I like the energy of live performance.

I like the energy of live performance.

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I...

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I...

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the...

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the...

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper...

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper...

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other...

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other...

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that...

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that...

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and...

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and...

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the...

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the...

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible...

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible...

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see...

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see...

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre....

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre....