I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the...

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the...

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you...

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you...

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other...

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other...

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I...

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I...

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the...

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the...

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I...

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I...

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible...

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible...

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick...

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick...

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and...

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and...

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

I don't believe in karma.

I don't believe in karma.

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come...

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come...

Practice justice, mercy and humility rather than cynicism, arrogance & judgmentalism.

Practice justice, mercy and humility rather than cynicism, arrogance & judgmentalism.