I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

Quote by Sandra Bernhard

Topics: Sandra Bernhard Quotes

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I...

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I...

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the...

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the...

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I...

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I...

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see...

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see...

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre....

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre....

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and...

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and...

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick...

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick...

I don't believe in karma.

I don't believe in karma.

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other...

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other...

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the...

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the...

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible...

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible...

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I like the energy of live performance.

I like the energy of live performance.

Gayness is a non-issue.

Gayness is a non-issue.

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you...

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you...