I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

Quote by Bette Davis

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I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

I've lost my faith in science.

I've lost my faith in science.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it...

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it...

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign...

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign...

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your...

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your...

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

Oh, don't let's ask for the moon. We've already got the stars.

Oh, don't let's ask for the moon. We've already got the stars.

I never did pal around with actresses. Their talk usually bored me to tears.

I never did pal around with actresses. Their talk usually bored me to tears.

I've always liked men better than women.

I've always liked men better than women.

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it...

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it...

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all...

Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all...

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success...

I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success...

Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for realism.

Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for realism.

There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of...

There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of...

Who gossips so much around here?

Who gossips so much around here?

A perverse man stirs up dissension, and a gossip separates close friends

A perverse man stirs up dissension, and a gossip separates close friends

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.