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The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with...

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with...

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my...

The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my...

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.

I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a...

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a...

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed...

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed...

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least...

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least...

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have...

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have...

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have...

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have...

In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.

In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I...

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I...

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath...

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath...

You are the music while the music lasts.

You are the music while the music lasts.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Before I can tell my life what I want to do with it, I must...

Before I can tell my life what I want to do with it, I must...