Quotes by Douglas Adams

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a...

#Religion

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

#Funny, #Witty

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that...

#Religion

I refuse to prove that I exist says God, for proof denies faith, and without...

#Religion

A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of...

#Television

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with...

#Money

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very...

#Anger

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have...

#Faith, #Intention, #Life

Time is bunk.

#Time

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered...

#Life

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath...

#Life

Life is wasted on the living.

#Life