I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged.

Topics: Being Single Quotes, Single Life Quotes

Being single is about celebrating and appreciating your own space that you're in.

Being single is about celebrating and appreciating your own space that you're in.

Being single is getting over the illusion that there is somebody out there to complete...

Being single is getting over the illusion that there is somebody out there to complete...

Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.

Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.

Being single is better than being in a broken relationship. Know your worth.

Being single is better than being in a broken relationship. Know your worth.

I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single...

I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single...

Eve wasn't a size 6 and neither am I.

Eve wasn't a size 6 and neither am I.

The British tend to shy away from the spotlight. We don't like being singled out...

The British tend to shy away from the spotlight. We don't like being singled out...

I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.

I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only.

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only.

If you can't be happy being single how do you expect to be happy being...

If you can't be happy being single how do you expect to be happy being...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

Being single doesn't mean you're alone. There may be someone behind you watching your back...

Being single doesn't mean you're alone. There may be someone behind you watching your back...

I'm single because I was born that way.

I'm single because I was born that way.

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

It is quite lovely being single, and I much prefer it.

It is quite lovely being single, and I much prefer it.

''When you are single,your pocket will jingle:)''

''When you are single,your pocket will jingle:)''

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much,...

I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much,...

If I die today, remember me like Jimi Hendrix. Butt-ass nekkid covered in all bad...

If I die today, remember me like Jimi Hendrix. Butt-ass nekkid covered in all bad...