I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Quote by Dolly Parton

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I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what...

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what...

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just...

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just...

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...