I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it.

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Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let...

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let...

'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'

'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'

Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.

Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

Seest thou not what they do in the cities of Judah and in the streets...

Seest thou not what they do in the cities of Judah and in the streets...

And he said, Be it far from me, O LORD, that I should do this:...

And he said, Be it far from me, O LORD, that I should do this:...

Drunkards are doomed to hell, so men declare, Believe it not, 'tis but a foolish...

Drunkards are doomed to hell, so men declare, Believe it not, 'tis but a foolish...

Mud not the fountain that gave drink to thee.

Mud not the fountain that gave drink to thee.

Gird yourselves, and lament, ye priests: howl, ye ministers of the altar: come, lie all...

Gird yourselves, and lament, ye priests: howl, ye ministers of the altar: come, lie all...

Thou hast not given water to the weary to drink, and thou hast withholden bread...

Thou hast not given water to the weary to drink, and thou hast withholden bread...

But let a man examine himself, and so let him eat of that bread, and...

But let a man examine himself, and so let him eat of that bread, and...

Through the Guru, I have obtained the Lord's spiritual wisdom. I have obtained the Sublime...

Through the Guru, I have obtained the Lord's spiritual wisdom. I have obtained the Sublime...

Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory...

Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory...

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

Businessmen they drink my wine, Plowmen dig my earth, But none of them along the...

Businessmen they drink my wine, Plowmen dig my earth, But none of them along the...

And on the fourth day ten bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first...

And on the fourth day ten bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first...

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.