Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.
'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'
Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.
Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let...
I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of...
Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?
Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.
If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.