If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as...

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up...

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

Most ball games are lost, not won.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

Most games are lost, not won.

Most games are lost, not won.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a...

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste...

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste...

Last Friday night. Yeah we danced on tabletops and we took too many shots. Think...

Last Friday night. Yeah we danced on tabletops and we took too many shots. Think...