If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the…

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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I just don't want to die without a few scars.

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

The answer is there is no answer.

The answer is there is no answer.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war,...

Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war,...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black...

Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black...

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can...

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can...

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is 'thank you', it...

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is 'thank you', it...

Although time seems to fly, it never travels faster than one day at a time....

Although time seems to fly, it never travels faster than one day at a time....