If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the…

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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Masochism is a valuable job skill.

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way...

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.