If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
Quote by JP Getty
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is...
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
Every Christmas I only buy gifts for friends when I find out they already got...
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
Age after age, the strong have trampled upon the weak; the crafty and heartless have...
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more...
When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to...
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken...
In this age of the rule of brute force, it is almost impossible for anyone...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...
Anyone can carry his burden, however hard, until nightfall. Anyone can do his work, however...
The busy man is never wise and the wise man is never busy.