If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know what the fuck you are doing wit yo life.

Quote by Katt Williams

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How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!

How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!

Haters: they hate what you look like, whacha wearing, whacha drivin, whacha think about, whacha...

Haters: they hate what you look like, whacha wearing, whacha drivin, whacha think about, whacha...

Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

You angry at breakfast nigga? you gang bangin on bacon nigga?

You angry at breakfast nigga? you gang bangin on bacon nigga?

Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga...

Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga...

I think pimp, therefore i am.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

This shit right here nigga!? This shit right here nigga!?

This shit right here nigga!? This shit right here nigga!?

America is a bunch o' bullies. tell me what the iraq uniform is like. dont...

America is a bunch o' bullies. tell me what the iraq uniform is like. dont...

We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u...

We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u...

Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.

Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as...

I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as...

Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a...

Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a...

TONIGHT!! WE ARE GETTING FUCKED UP!!

TONIGHT!! WE ARE GETTING FUCKED UP!!

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you...

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna...

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna...

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are...

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are...

If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.

If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in...

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

My advice to people today is as follows: If you take the game of life...

My advice to people today is as follows: If you take the game of life...

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that...

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that...