How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!

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In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot....After that you are...

In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot....After that you are...

Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive...

Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive...

So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it's 138 durin' the day and 36 at...

So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it's 138 durin' the day and 36 at...

Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga...

Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga...

We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u...

We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u...

White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know...

If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know...

America is a bunch o' bullies. tell me what the iraq uniform is like. dont...

America is a bunch o' bullies. tell me what the iraq uniform is like. dont...

Fuck michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fuck him.

Fuck michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fuck him.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your...

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your...

I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as...

I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as...

Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.

Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.

And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time i checked you wasnt handling...

And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time i checked you wasnt handling...

Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is...

Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is...

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you...

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is...

Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.

If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.

If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.

If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.

Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.

Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all...

Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all...

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna...

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer...

You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer...