You angry at breakfast nigga? you gang bangin on bacon nigga?

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Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.

Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.

Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is...

Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is...

If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know...

If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know...

TONIGHT!! WE ARE GETTING FUCKED UP!!

TONIGHT!! WE ARE GETTING FUCKED UP!!

You messed up my self esteem... Bitch it's called SELF ESTEEM! It's the esteem of...

You messed up my self esteem... Bitch it's called SELF ESTEEM! It's the esteem of...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u...

We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u...

This shit right here nigga!? This shit right here nigga!?

This shit right here nigga!? This shit right here nigga!?

So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it's 138 durin' the day and 36 at...

So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it's 138 durin' the day and 36 at...

Fuck michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fuck him.

Fuck michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fuck him.

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you...

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you...

Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious, when you know it is, bitch!

Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious, when you know it is, bitch!

Haters: they hate what you look like, whacha wearing, whacha drivin, whacha think about, whacha...

Haters: they hate what you look like, whacha wearing, whacha drivin, whacha think about, whacha...

Daddy where the coco puffs??? What... Damn Insurgents.

Daddy where the coco puffs??? What... Damn Insurgents.

If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit...

If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit...

I think pimp, therefore i am.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are...

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are...

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in...

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in...

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all...

Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.

If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.

Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to...

Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to...

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna...

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna...

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer...

You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer...