If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Ability Quotes

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on...

I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on...

Sibling relationships - and 80 percent of Americans have at least one - outlast marriages,...

Sibling relationships - and 80 percent of Americans have at least one - outlast marriages,...

If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your...

If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your...