If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Quote by Charles M Schulz
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...
Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
No problem is too big to run away from.
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...