If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Ability Quotes

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.