If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Ability Quotes

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

No problem is too big to run away from.

No problem is too big to run away from.

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very...

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very...