I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown Have you ruled out stupidity? Peanuts, Charles M.

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Stupidity Quotes

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

No problem is too big to run away from.

No problem is too big to run away from.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.