If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

Quote by Vivian Stanshall

Topics: Drink Quotes

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of...

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of...

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'

'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'

Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.

Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let...

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let...