If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

Quote by Vivian Stanshall

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Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let...

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let...

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.

Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of...

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of...

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'

'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'

Money grows on the tree of persistence.

Money grows on the tree of persistence.

Most men love money and security more, and creation and construction less, as they get...

Most men love money and security more, and creation and construction less, as they get...

Money dignifies what is frivolous if unpaid for.

Money dignifies what is frivolous if unpaid for.

When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way...

When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way...

I really don't like talking about money. All I can say is that the Good...

I really don't like talking about money. All I can say is that the Good...

If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real...

If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real...

Payday came and with it beer

Payday came and with it beer

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

From the time of our birth till the time this body perishes, we are making...

From the time of our birth till the time this body perishes, we are making...

Money is only a human invention. I get paid for my work, it's a system...

Money is only a human invention. I get paid for my work, it's a system...

I should like to live like a poor man, with a great deal of money.

I should like to live like a poor man, with a great deal of money.

If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!

If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!

Preoccupation with money is the great test of small natures, but only a small test...

Preoccupation with money is the great test of small natures, but only a small test...