If all the atoms in the universe were transformed into breasts, there would still not be enough breasts.

Quote by Alan Von Fan

Topics: Funny Quotes, Science Quotes

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Never fight an inanimate object.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything...

I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything...

The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist...

The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist...

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar...

Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet...

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet...

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to...

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to...

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation...

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation...

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his...

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his...

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

I think science has enjoyed an extraordinary success because it has such a limited and...

I think science has enjoyed an extraordinary success because it has such a limited and...

So long as the mother, Ignorance, lives, it is not safe for Science, the offspring,...

So long as the mother, Ignorance, lives, it is not safe for Science, the offspring,...