What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.

Quote by Alanis Morissette

Topics: Funny Quotes, Girls Quotes

And every time I scratch my nails down someone elses back, I hope you feel...

And every time I scratch my nails down someone elses back, I hope you feel...

I was born in '74, so I missed out on all the great early '60s...

I was born in '74, so I missed out on all the great early '60s...

I was motivated by just thinking that if you had all this external success that...

I was motivated by just thinking that if you had all this external success that...

At one point, I was just perceived as only being angry, but now I'm being...

At one point, I was just perceived as only being angry, but now I'm being...

I remember thinking during those times that I wanted to write in a way where...

I remember thinking during those times that I wanted to write in a way where...

What I try to keep in mind is that there are going to be a...

What I try to keep in mind is that there are going to be a...

I'll keep evolving and put that into my songs.

I'll keep evolving and put that into my songs.

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will...

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will...

I happen to be lucky in that I knew what I wanted to do as...

I happen to be lucky in that I knew what I wanted to do as...

The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows WHY...

The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows WHY...

And ultimately the people who produce my records, they know that they're here to serve...

And ultimately the people who produce my records, they know that they're here to serve...

Well, as a kid I did not get Shakespeare. I just never understood it.

Well, as a kid I did not get Shakespeare. I just never understood it.

I saw music as a way to entertain people and take them away from their...

I saw music as a way to entertain people and take them away from their...

I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.

I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.

I think some fans want everything to stay they same because they want to stay...

I think some fans want everything to stay they same because they want to stay...

A good man often appears gauche simply because he does not take advantage of the...

A good man often appears gauche simply because he does not take advantage of the...

But once I acclimated and really used fame for what it was offering me as...

But once I acclimated and really used fame for what it was offering me as...

The thing I always default to is that I'll always be here to write songs.

The thing I always default to is that I'll always be here to write songs.

Anything I do has to be directly related to my music. If it isn't, I...

Anything I do has to be directly related to my music. If it isn't, I...

I try to keep a low profile in general. Not with my art, but just...