I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the tow truck is pulling away... and I know why.

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I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna...

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all...

Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to...

Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to...

Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.

Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.

Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is...

Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is...

When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of...

When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of...

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to...

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to...

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are...

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are...

If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.

If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in...

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in...

If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.

If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer...

You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that...

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are.

Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are.