I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.

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I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna...

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of...

When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of...

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that...

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to...

Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in...

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in...

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are...

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are...

If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.

If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.

You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer...

You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer...

Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all...

Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all...

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to...

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

I was 30 years old and this girl I knew found out I had never...

I was 30 years old and this girl I knew found out I had never...

I hope the fans will take up meditation instead of drugs.

I hope the fans will take up meditation instead of drugs.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.

If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.