Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day.

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He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing.

He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing.

Three things can happen when you pass and two of 'em are bad.

Three things can happen when you pass and two of 'em are bad.

I'm not bored; I'm not a guy who has nothing to do.

I'm not bored; I'm not a guy who has nothing to do.

Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones.

Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones.

Sometimes you have to suck it up and call a number.

Sometimes you have to suck it up and call a number.

I had hoped God would be neutral.

I had hoped God would be neutral.

Punt returns will kill you quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.

Punt returns will kill you quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.

I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.

I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.

I learned this about coaching: You don't have to explain victory and you can't explain...

I learned this about coaching: You don't have to explain victory and you can't explain...

You never lose a game if the opponent doesn't score.

You never lose a game if the opponent doesn't score.

If everything had already been done, there would be nothing left for young people to...

If everything had already been done, there would be nothing left for young people to...

I knew that when I resigned from the University of Texas that I would never...

I knew that when I resigned from the University of Texas that I would never...

I never have planned a whole lot of future. It's one day at a time.

I never have planned a whole lot of future. It's one day at a time.

You know, a football coach is nothing more than a teacher. You teach them the...

You know, a football coach is nothing more than a teacher. You teach them the...

You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket...

You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket...

I move around and play different golf courses. I just enjoy it.

I move around and play different golf courses. I just enjoy it.

I'm still healthy as can be.

I'm still healthy as can be.

I used to care more about the score than I do now.

I used to care more about the score than I do now.

If I were going to stay in coaching, I would have stayed right there because...

If I were going to stay in coaching, I would have stayed right there because...

I try not to play two days in succession. I usually try to space it...

I try not to play two days in succession. I usually try to space it...