“I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.Quote by Paula PoundstoneTopics: Quotes about FunnyShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...#Adulthood, #Children, #Funny
As for types like my own, obscurely motivated by the conviction that our existence was...#Age, #Funny
I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...#Being Single, #Funny
