I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
Quote by Josh Billings
Josh Billings Quotes
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living...
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to...
Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable...
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence...
No one can disgrace us but ourselves.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up...
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself...
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its...
Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't...
A merry heart doeth good like medicine.
I may grow rich by an art I am compelled to follow; I may recover...