That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards.

Quote by Bill Lee

Topics: Baseball Quotes

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That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

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You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

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The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

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Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

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A good manager doesn't try to eliminate conflict; he tries to keep it from wasting...

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