I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

Quote by Adam Sandler

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something....

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something....

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family,...

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family,...

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll...

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll...

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I...

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I...

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like...

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like...

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too....

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too....

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see...

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see...

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a...

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a...

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too...

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too...

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like...

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like...

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public...

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public...

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a...

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a...

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell...

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell...

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you...

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you...

I try to stay focused on my life and do try not to be brought...

I try to stay focused on my life and do try not to be brought...

Is Hollywood the cruelest city in the world? Well, it can be. New York can...

Is Hollywood the cruelest city in the world? Well, it can be. New York can...