When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted…

Quote by Adam Sandler

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too....

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too....

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying...

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying...

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll...

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll...

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a...

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a...

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars....

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars....

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my...

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my...

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't...

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't...

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you...

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you...

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like...

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like...

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my...

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my...

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a...

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a...

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or...

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or...

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like...

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like...

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...