I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

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Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson...

Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson...

Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.

Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil...

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil...

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend...

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend...

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm...

Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm...

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I...

Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.

So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.

Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow

Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow

Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil

Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil

Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**....

Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**....

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought...

Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought...

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...