A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

Quote by Raymond Duncan

Topics: Funny Summer Quotes, Parents Quotes

The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.

The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.

If the speaker won't boil it down, the audience must sweat it out.

If the speaker won't boil it down, the audience must sweat it out.

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have...

If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have...

We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious...

We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they...

The end then of learning is to repair the ruins of our first parents by...

The end then of learning is to repair the ruins of our first parents by...

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want...

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want...

Remember when you used to watch TV in the Sixties and you'd see Perry Como...

Remember when you used to watch TV in the Sixties and you'd see Perry Como...

There are no illegitimate children - only illegitimate parents.

There are no illegitimate children - only illegitimate parents.

The source of most human violence and suffering has been a hidden children's holocaust throughout...

The source of most human violence and suffering has been a hidden children's holocaust throughout...

Remember to love your parents...We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are...

Remember to love your parents...We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are...

The real cause of personal existence is not the favor of the Almighty, but the...

The real cause of personal existence is not the favor of the Almighty, but the...

All conservatives are such from personal defects. They have been effeminated by position or nature,...

All conservatives are such from personal defects. They have been effeminated by position or nature,...

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever,...

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever,...

The parents have a right to say that no teacher paid by their money shall...

The parents have a right to say that no teacher paid by their money shall...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

Parents, however old they and we may grow to be, serve among other things to...

Parents, however old they and we may grow to be, serve among other things to...

Mom, look! 'Very nice.' Oh, that's cool how you saw without actually looking...

Mom, look! 'Very nice.' Oh, that's cool how you saw without actually looking...

You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents...

You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents...