I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but I've got to call somebody because I've got to get a band-aid or something to stop…

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I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all...

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all...

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone...

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone...

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to...

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to...

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when...

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when...

So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things...

So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things...

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's...

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's...

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic...

In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic...

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,'...

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,'...

This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and...

This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and...

It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are...

It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are...

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

What Tim does is, he calls me and sends me the script. And then he...

What Tim does is, he calls me and sends me the script. And then he...

So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a...

So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a...

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after...

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after...

Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that...

Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that...

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories...

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories...

I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about...

I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about...

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.